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Big Green Tile – our newest production launches.

For years we’ve wanted to do something big and green, and here it is: Big Green Tile, the latest opera by Caitlin Rowley, is an astounding tale of renovation and regret. Featuring big green tiles hand-made by Mexican virgins underwater, Big Green Tile has something for everyone, unless they wanted mosaics.

Big Green Tile: Opening Thursday at a building site near you.

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